Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Randomize