The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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