Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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