Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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