there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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