Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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