Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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