They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Of course I have a pirate flag
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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