was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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