scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
