Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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