we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
