Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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