This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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