you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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