awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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