how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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