I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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