So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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