How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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