well I can't set my house on fire every night
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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