Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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