question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
it's great music for shaving your balls
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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