Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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