I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
