She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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