didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
