Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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