Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
