I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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