i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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