HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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