You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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