When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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