"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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