escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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