I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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