Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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