i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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