so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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