What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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