"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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