My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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