Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
if only i could text you this smell
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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