I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
