I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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