i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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