Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You coming home soon, man?
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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