Four minutes until I can fart!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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