we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
