Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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