All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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