Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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