I look better un-naked...
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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