dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you had me at cake vodka
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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