we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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