Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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