Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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